I think I might be dead.

Two lawyers came to one of my classes tonight to help explain our next paper. I'm pretty sure that whenever two lawyers show up to explain anything to you, the correct response is to run.

At least I was wearing my Stilla Sparkle Waterproof eyeliner. (It beats the Urban Decay liner from my new Book of Shadows by a landslide.)

If you're going to die a miserable death by education (in the company of lawyers) you sure as heck had better put some eyeliner on.

When I get up at the crack of dawn I like to tell myself that eyeliner will somehow make my day more exciting.

And has anyone even noticed my Smashbox eye primer giveaway? What is even going on the world?

Someone please tell me, am I dead?