Hold the politics and give me the pie.

The only thing I think is cool is ice-cream pie. 

Introduced to me by my darling Hannah Bear. 

It's a simple recipe: 1 graham (or oreo) pie crust; 1 tub of cool whip; 1 tub of ice-cream.

Result: Utter happiness.

Unlike politics ice-cream pie is light and easily digestible.

And the grocery store always has the good choices. 

Unlike a campaign photo this pic of my freezer is not fake.

Ice-cream pie wants nothing from you. It's simple. And since it is a lighter version of ice-cream, it's practically harmless. Paula Deen's diabetes might even like this recipe. (especially if you use the double-churned light ice-cream)